Mama is bored.

I went over to Carly’s place today, and it’s just not the same… Spencer was trying to get his head out of the microwave..

Don’t even ask out that.

BUT you can ask me questions/talk to me.

MAMA IS LONELY.

Wait, what is this about Freddie and Missy and whaaaaaat?

Mama is confused…..

Text to: Sammiekins "Billie-Jack" Puckettmonster
Carly: So, just for the record...do you hate me? Is this going to be something that we're never going to get over?
Sam: Wait- what are you talking about? Did you take the last of the bacon with you?!?
Carly: Sam! First of all, you can't take bacon through customs! And second of all...I'm talking about what happened with Freddie.
Sam: Oh, that... uh, I mean- you did what you had to do. I don't own the nub or anything....
Carly: I know, but...do you hate me? Are you mad? It was a goodbye kiss, if you were a guy I'd have probably done the same to you! It was, you know, just too hard to even form the right words saying goodbye to him. So, I did what I felt conveyed how I was feeling. But I never want to hurt you, Sam. You know that, right?
Sam: Carls, like I said- I don't own the nub. You're my best friend, not going to let a dweeb get in between that. Besides, you know it's not like that anymore... I miss you though, so you better come back now, ya hear?
Carly: Okay :)
Carly: Oh, and be expecting a special package soon. One that may or may not smell like bacon from Italy.
Sam: Wanna wrap an Italian Stallion (boyboyboy) in that bacon and then ship it?
Carly: Hmm, well I already sent it. Buuut, the Bacon itself is probably the equivalent of an "Italian Stallion" in its weight. It was a really big box. Will that suffice?
Sam: A phone number works too. Mama likes them foreign. She also likes accents.
Text to: Sammiekins "Billie-Jack" Puckettmonster
Carly: So, just for the record...do you hate me? Is this going to be something that we're never going to get over?
Sam: Wait- what are you talking about? Did you take the last of the bacon with you?!?
Carly: Sam! First of all, you can't take bacon through customs! And second of all...I'm talking about what happened with Freddie.
Sam: Oh, that... uh, I mean- you did what you had to do. I don't own the nub or anything....
Carly: I know, but...do you hate me? Are you mad? It was a goodbye kiss, if you were a guy I'd have probably done the same to you! It was, you know, just too hard to even form the right words saying goodbye to him. So, I did what I felt conveyed how I was feeling. But I never want to hurt you, Sam. You know that, right?
Sam: Carls, like I said- I don't own the nub. You're my best friend, not going to let a dweeb get in between that. Besides, you know it's not like that anymore... I miss you though, so you better come back now, ya hear?
Carly: Okay :)
Carly: Oh, and be expecting a special package soon. One that may or may not smell like bacon from Italy.
Sam: Wanna wrap an Italian Stallion (boyboyboy) in that bacon and then ship it?
Text to: Sammiekins "Billie-Jack" Puckettmonster
Carly: So, just for the record...do you hate me? Is this going to be something that we're never going to get over?
Sam: Wait- what are you talking about? Did you take the last of the bacon with you?!?
Carly: Sam! First of all, you can't take bacon through customs! And second of all...I'm talking about what happened with Freddie.
Sam: Oh, that... uh, I mean- you did what you had to do. I don't own the nub or anything....
Carly: I know, but...do you hate me? Are you mad? It was a goodbye kiss, if you were a guy I'd have probably done the same to you! It was, you know, just too hard to even form the right words saying goodbye to him. So, I did what I felt conveyed how I was feeling. But I never want to hurt you, Sam. You know that, right?
Sam: Carls, like I said- I don't own the nub. You're my best friend, not going to let a dweeb get in between that. Besides, you know it's not like that anymore... I miss you though, so you better come back now, ya hear?
Text to: Sammiekins "Billie-Jack" Puckettmonster
Carly: So, just for the record...do you hate me? Is this going to be something that we're never going to get over?
Sam: Wait- what are you talking about? Did you take the last of the bacon with you?!?
Carly: Sam! First of all, you can't take bacon through customs! And second of all...I'm talking about what happened with Freddie.
Sam: Oh, that... uh, I mean- you did what you had to do. I don't own the nub or anything....
Text to: Sammiekins "Billie-Jack" Puckettmonster
Carly: So, just for the record...do you hate me? Is this going to be something that we're never going to get over?
Sam: Wait- what are you talking about? Did you take the last of the bacon with you?!?
You love Freddie. Freddie loves you. ♥
Anonymous

Well- not so sure about that. We’re all just confused here.

I WANT THIS TO CONTINUE PLZ OH MY GOODNESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS
Anonymous

iOMG.

WARNING: IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE THE ILLUSION, DON’T WATCH. YOU SEE MY FACE, BUT I GUESS YOU SEE THAT FROM THE THUMBNAIL. OOPS.

AT LEAST MY VOICE WILL BE A SURPRISE.

OOC, BTW. (Personal Blog HERE)

If you choose to not watch the video, then here is everything in a nutshell.

Thank you all for supporting us, literally hundreds of you following, interacting, and even defending us.

It means the world to all of us RP’ers. We’re so thankful for all of you. This journey has been incredible- but it doesn’t have to end! AH HA.

This is where you all decide. Would you like this group to continue on to fill the void that may be in your hearts? Or would you like us to branch off and do the whole Sam/Cat & Gibby.

(Personally, I’m not a huge fan of the latter, but that’s just because I’m so attached to everyone- sue me.)

Either way, we’ll be here for you, because. Ohana means family- and family means that no one will be left behind. Except when Sam is riding her motorcycle (exercise bike?) lolol

Love you all from the bottom of our hearts <3

-ooc Behind Sam.