iSam, Sam I Am.

Mar 10

AHEM.

Of course le rp-er isn’t quietly sobbing while rereading through this rp. SO MUCH ANGST AND SARCASM OMG.

Mar 05

REMEMBER WHEN……?

Dec 12

Mama needs food.

She’s got a submission box that can handle large quantities of bacon, ham, and other various delicious food.

HINT HINT

Dec 02

Anonymous asked: I hope someday, you & Freddie will make things clear and get back together. I know it's not my life, I just think that you're really happy when you're with him and so is he when he's with you. :)

It takes two to tango. 

Anonymous asked: Do you still love Freddie like you did when you 2 were dating? Be honest please :) You & Freddie are really cute as couple.

We’re- uh, in a good place. I think.

If only he’d tell me exactly what happened with the whole Missy thing.

Anonymous asked: ham or bacon?

DON’T. MAKE. ME. CHOOSE.

Anonymous asked: gives plate of food

Mama is bored.

I went over to Carly’s place today, and it’s just not the same… Spencer was trying to get his head out of the microwave..

Don’t even ask out that.

BUT you can ask me questions/talk to me.

MAMA IS LONELY.

Nov 30

Wait, what is this about Freddie and Missy and whaaaaaat?

Mama is confused…..

Nov 29

Text to: Sammiekins "Billie-Jack" Puckettmonster

• Carly: So, just for the record...do you hate me? Is this going to be something that we're never going to get over?
• Sam: Wait- what are you talking about? Did you take the last of the bacon with you?!?
• Carly: Sam! First of all, you can't take bacon through customs! And second of all...I'm talking about what happened with Freddie.
• Sam: Oh, that... uh, I mean- you did what you had to do. I don't own the nub or anything....
• Carly: I know, but...do you hate me? Are you mad? It was a goodbye kiss, if you were a guy I'd have probably done the same to you! It was, you know, just too hard to even form the right words saying goodbye to him. So, I did what I felt conveyed how I was feeling. But I never want to hurt you, Sam. You know that, right?
• Sam: Carls, like I said- I don't own the nub. You're my best friend, not going to let a dweeb get in between that. Besides, you know it's not like that anymore... I miss you though, so you better come back now, ya hear?
• Carly: Okay :)
• Carly: Oh, and be expecting a special package soon. One that may or may not smell like bacon from Italy.
• Sam: Wanna wrap an Italian Stallion (boyboyboy) in that bacon and then ship it?
• Carly: Hmm, well I already sent it. Buuut, the Bacon itself is probably the equivalent of an "Italian Stallion" in its weight. It was a really big box. Will that suffice?
• Sam: A phone number works too. Mama likes them foreign. She also likes accents.